Sunday August 31st is our draft day. We try to always have it right before the first regular season game. Because so much happens in this last week with trades and injuries, we like to give ourselves a little bit of a heads up rather than accidentally drafting someone who gets traded and messes up our bye weeks, or even worse, they get injured for the season before the season even starts. Cough. Cough. McCarthy. (J.J. McCarthy, the Minnesota Vikings’ rookie quarterback from the 2024 season suffered a torn meniscus in his right knee during the preseason and was placed on injured reserve, ending his entire rookie campaign before it started.)

But anyways. Draft is at noon. Expect fireworks. 

8/27/25

Ice Cold Burrrrrrr. What's more of an emotional rollercoaster: his fantasy picks or the Detroit Lions themselves?! We all knew the Lions should have been in the Super Bowl. I am anticipating a big comeback this year. Detroit may not have a Lombardi, but at least Detroit has a Stanley cup, and that's the one you can drink beer out of. 

8/21/25

“The Legend of J-Dizzle: The Most Prepared Loser in Fantasy Football History”

In the wild world of fantasy football, legends rise, champions fall… and then there’s J-Dizzle.

Every year, JD preps like he’s about to get drafted by an actual NFL team.
He’s got spreadsheets that look like they belong at NASA.
He listens to fantasy football podcasts like they’re scripture.
And his search history? Just a rotation of “breakout tight ends,” “bye week sleepers,” and “can you win a league without a QB?”

This man isn’t just playing fantasy football — he’s living it. Breathing it. Losing sleep over it.
And yes — he’s still single. Probably because no one wants to compete with his undying love for fantasy stats.

Draft Day hits, and J-Dizzle lands the dreaded first overall pick.
Without hesitation, he takes Tyreek Hill — the Cheetah himself.
A bold move. A fast start. A no-brainer.

…until Week 2 happened.

Tua takes a nasty concussion, and just like that, J-Dizzle’s golden ticket turns into a goose egg factory.
Tyreek’s production flatlined harder than J-Dizzle’s playoff hopes.
JD kept saying, “Just wait, Tyreek’s due for a big one.”
He waited.
And waited.
And… well, let’s just say Jay’s team was more “quiet storm” than “Cheetah speed.”

By midseason, JD’s waiver-wire moves were more desperate than a 2AM text.
He was starting players whose own mothers didn’t recognize them on the field.
His trade offers? Basically fantasy catfishing.

But here’s the thing — JD never quit.
Because he wasn’t just playing for a title…
He was playing for pride.

He showed up every week, locked in and hopeful.
Each matchup was life or death (mostly death).
Each Monday, he hit us with the “if Tua didn’t get hurt” excuse like it was going out of style.

And now?
He’s back.
Already mock-drafting.
Already researching sleepers who haven’t even declared for the draft.
Already talking about “redemption season.”

We just hope he finds it…
Because he sure didn’t find the playoffs.

One thing’s for sure: no one takes fantasy football more seriously — or loses more passionately — than J-Dizzle.
And that’s why we love him.

But we’re still not letting him forget 2024. Ever.

7/28/25

We can't wait for football man. We will be posting our team names soon! Looking forward for another exciting season. A big change coming into this season is really just getting that core group of people who just want to actually play, set their lines weekly, and enjoy the competition of fantasy. We find that it is much more enjoyable when everyone at least sets their lines and plays along no matter how their season goes. We really like to just play whether we are in first or last.